Thursday, April 12
Tale Of The Tape
NAME
Kurt Vonnegut____________________Don Imus
AGE
84_____________________________undead
VOCATION
author__________________________blowhard
MOUSTASCHE
yes____________________________sometimes
PUBLIC PERCEPTION
genius____________________________idiot
HAIRSTYLE
professorial mini-fro_______________80’s hair metal
CULTURAL IMPACT
significant____________________________none
CLAIM TO FAME
Slaughterhouse Five__________________"nappy headed ho”
FANS
free-thinking, educated__________________who?
APPEARED IN “BACK TO SCHOOL”
yes___________________________________no
