Monday, March 13
Birth
Just like the day I was born, this blog is totally useless and dependent. Perhaps in a few years it won't have to suckle mein teat and be able to survive on it's own. Or get into commercials. Otherwise, it's the coal mines.
First you are born. Then you have a pretty good time for about 25 years. Then it is time for you to fucking die. I didn't make the rules. But I will enforce them.